101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO 6849 Byte

THREE MEN IN A BOAT (TO SAY NOTHING OF THE DOG). 408827 Byte

Construction project, Atomic Bomb 8989 Byte

ACCIDENTS 4274 Byte

It's a Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World 10011 Byte

I worked for a bit in the coastguard in Wales and I used to send weather reports to other bases, using a sort of antique FAX machine. I would call first on a special telephone and then send the data. 10755 Byte

The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages 64408 Byte

PROFUNDITIES, WITTICISMS AND GENERAL WISDOM 8529 Byte

RULES FOR BANK ROBBERS 42625 Byte

25 GOOD REASONS 2167 Byte

"Moosehead". A great beer...and a new experience for the moose! 161966 Byte

BimGlossary 27400 Byte

Extreme care has been taken to preserve all the misspellings found in the original document. Enjoy!! 12424 Byte

Things to do When Bored 26068 Byte

TABLE OF AMERICAN AND BRITISH ENGLISH WORDS 27746 Byte

The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes 44817 Byte

BULB JOKES 7165 Byte

Computer Diagnosis 3920 Byte

EDITOR'S NOTE: 56359 Byte

How to Cook a Berkeley Student 3943 Byte

WHY COPS HATE YOU 29206 Byte

Disorder in the Court! 12359 Byte

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS 75645 Byte

DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES 10291 Byte

"FUN THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD ANIMAL" 3710 Byte

For your edification and enjoyment, here are a few selected 15472 Byte

Electricity 4776 Byte

New Employee Evaluation Forms 4399 Byte

CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ENTRANCE EXAMINATION 3895 Byte

Excuses, Excuses! 4143 Byte

USEFUL FARSI PHRASES FOR AMERICANS TRAVELING TO THE MIDDLE EAST 2408 Byte

FEMALE CHAUVINISTS? 3247 Byte

Hi there 78895 Byte

FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: 2903 Byte

FUCK YOU 3538 Byte

FUCK 4958 Byte

A MISMATCHED PAIR OF GLOVES 2282 Byte

THE TRAGIC TALE OF OLD MacDONALD'S FARM 15017 Byte

Favorite joke (Cajun-dialect joke about drunks in a graveyard) 1499 Byte

SIGNS OF GROWING OLDER 1657 Byte

ENROLL NOW! 4340 Byte

The following exerpts were taken from a book entitled "Guilt Without Sex", written by Gina Collens and published by Price/Stern/Sloan 3451 Byte

EXPLODING LIGHT BULBS 1573 Byte

IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY 2142 Byte

A COLLECTION OF TRUE NEWSPAPER HEADLINES THAT MERIT A SECOND GLANCE 5169 Byte

THERE'S ONLY DECAF IN HELL 1735 Byte

MILES KINGTON 3945 Byte

"A HISTORY OF THE PAST: `LIFE REEKED WITH JOY'" 9514 Byte

HOW TO TAKE NOTES 2393 Byte

An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws 58535 Byte

LAWS of LIFE 13678 Byte

Collection of Lawyer Jokes - Offensive to Attorneys & Lawyers 49965 Byte

A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting 11756 Byte

LOST on PATROL 4803 Byte

Third MadHatterDay 3319 Byte

Jokes from "How are Mem Like Noodles?: The Ultimate Jokebook anout Men" 2081 Byte

AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES 7205 Byte

Subject: Miss Dish's Lament 6497 Byte

Important tips for Mideastern Travelers 2036 Byte

MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX 5124 Byte

Murphy's Military Laws 11203 Byte

From GAMES Magazine, AUG/SEPT 89: 2372 Byte

To test your understanding of the language spoken by some people in the north of England. 6077 Byte

OUR LAWYER WRITES: 11291 Byte

Real Pirates 6476 Byte

New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991. 5584 Byte

The Poopie List 4355 Byte

The *OFFICIAL* Dan Quayle Joke Book! 4828 Byte

GLOSSARY FOR RESEARCH PAPERS: Strictly Speaking 6174 Byte

Rules 2749 Byte

Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded.... 19915 Byte

OK, here's the scenario: 5842 Byte

ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A. 5564 Byte

SeaGull Electronic University 9099 Byte

In the begining there was a plan, 1641 Byte

Situation Adaptability Evaluation for Management Personnel 7626 Byte

The following answers were taken from the test papers of science students 4096 Byte

STAFF DEVELOPMENT 5253 Byte

The true story of ??? 8791 Byte

This Guy Walks Into A Bar... 4344 Byte

A Thought 2382 Byte

I'm Tired 2091 Byte

UNDER HANDED 6460 Byte

WISCONSIN-ISMS 7183 Byte

FEMALE ANALYSIS 4098 Byte

"The Worm Before Christmas" 3730 Byte

*EXCERPTS* News you may NOT have read. Changed Every Saturday 111151 Byte

YOU'S ON FIRST 6667 Byte

The Way It Goes Sometimes... 16556 Byte

Undocumented 8088/8086 Instruction Set 3183 Byte

COMPUTER DICTIONARY 3343 Byte

Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy 4633 Byte

COOPER'S LAWS 3512 Byte

THE CREATION 18901 Byte

Confessions of a Download Junkie 4454 Byte

DOCUMENTING USELESS PROGRAMS 8548 Byte

Type P to Pause, S to Stop listing 8871 Byte

THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 25610 Byte

HEaT By Rad Man 7011 Byte

Is a new MAINFRAME O/S in the works at IBM ?!?! 3943 Byte

THE TRAGEDY OF AN ON-LINE ADDICTION by Steve King 7343 Byte

"World's Greatest Light Bulb Joke" from the column Back End by John C. Dvorak 2885 Byte

SPLIT PERSONALITIES ON ELECTRONIC BULLETIN BOARDS by Rangott Spliekin 7591 Byte

ESD PRODUCT SERVICE SUPPORT 2469 Byte

Humorous Tidbits 16353 Byte

Real Programmers ... 5254 Byte

REAL OPERATORS GUIDE... 7865 Byte

SUBJECT:RECOVERY TABLE FORMAT 12509 Byte

SEX HUMOR 15140 Byte

Just extracted this from the WAR_STORIES notefile. Long but amusing. 21709 Byte

Seems applicable to most any largish corporation... 16405 Byte

The Ancient Secret Meaning of some of the extended 53146 Byte

A Huge List Of One Liners 126911 Byte

The LoserUsers 76457 Byte

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 6064 Byte

The following are "Data Processing Definitions": 2127 Byte

Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary 20237 Byte