The Poopie ListGhost Poopie : The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's nothing in the toilet. Clean Poopie : The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie : The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie : It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you pull your pants up, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie : The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Richard Simmons Poopie : You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds. Lincoln Log Poopie : The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gasey Poopie : It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling. Drinker Poopie : The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie : Self-explainitory. Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie : It's the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie : That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) : The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. Liquid Poopie : The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Food Poopie : It smells so bad the room must be condemned. Upper Class Poopie : The kind that thinks their poopie doesn't stink. "Fisherman" Bobber Poopie : That's the kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall, you poopie and flush two times, but several golfball size pieces are still floating above the water line. |