Once upon a time,
there was a nonconforming sparrow,
who decided not to fly south for winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that
he reluctantly started to fly south.
In a shirt time ice began to form on his wings
and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.
The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the
manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing,
just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping,
investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the
manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the Story?
Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily
your enemy. Everyone who gets you of the
shit is not necessarily you friend. And, if
you are warm and happy in a pile of shit,
keep your mouth shut.