MILES KINGTONOne hundres ways to say hello| Hello Hi Hi there How're you doing? What's up, then? How's tricks? How's yourself? How do you do? Pleased to meet you I've heard a lot about you I've heard _all_ about you... Hello there Good morning, campers Rise and shine Let's be having you Wakey wakey Up and doing Hi there and welcome to wonderful Radio One it's seven thirty three in the morning and here's a golden oldie a great classic from Arthur Askey Hello, playmates Hello, hello, who's your lady friend? Hello, young lovers Hello, handsome Hello, chief Greetings, white man Top of the morning to you And a very good morning to you, too What's so good about it? Which side of the bed did you get out of this morning, then? Be like that, then See if I care And here's a man with a deep, urgent, important voice to tell us what's on "The World At One" today Hello, stranger Hail fellow, well met All hail Ave Fraternal greetings from the people's republic Ciao, baby Hey, man Groovy Unbelievable Crucial Of whom do I have the honour? You have the advantage of me We haven't been introduced You don't know me from Adam Haven't we met somewhere before? I know the face, but... There's no earthly reason why you should remember me, but I was introduced to you at the Annual Dinner of the society in 1988 in Basingstoke, and I was just wondering if I could presume on our acquaintanceship to ask if you could lend me $60,000? I say Steady on Pardon me Do you mind? Is this seat taken? Any chance you could squeeze up? Room for one more? Would you mind very much if I ...? Oops ^ it seems to be an appropriate way to say hello to OOP lovers 8-) - Y.E. Excuse me I'm so sorry Allow me I'm sure it will come off What are the washing instructions? I think you're meant to sprinkle salt on it Don't be like that... You would, would you? En guarde Have at you! Take that! Touche! Geronimo! Hello, what's a nice girl like you doing in...? Look, do you remember someone called Rosemary who left you in 1969 to go to Australia and you haven't heard from her since? Well, she's my mother and I'm her daughter Carly and I've come to say hello, oh, and can you lend me 60 000 pounds? I think this calls for a drink Evening, landlord What's your pleasure, squire? How about your good self? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here? Some kind of a comedian, are we? On our way to a fire, are we? Thinking of driving in that condition, sir? Excuse me, would you mind switching off your engine and pulling into the side of the road? Well! Well well Well well well Well I never did! Surprise surprise! Would you believe it? Lord save us Lord love a duck Holy Moses Heavens above Hell's bells I'll be damned Fancy seeng you here Look who the cat dragged in! Look who just crawled out from under a stone! My sainted aunt Fanny! Gordon Bennett! There you go It's been nice Hello and good bye Have a nice day Be good Take care So long Over Out That's all folks! |