ACCIDENTSAccidents aren't funny, but it's hard to keep from cracking a smile when you read some of the explanations on accident reports, insurance claims, etc. -A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. -The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into the telephone pole. -The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his read end showing. -I told the policeman that was not injured, but upon removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. -I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. -I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law in the other seat and headed over the embankment. -I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. -To avoid hitting the bumper of the car ahead, I struck the pedestrian. -I just saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman when he bounced off the hood of my car. -The accident happened when the right front door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal. -The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end. -A pedestrian I did not see, hit me then went sliding under my car. -The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I ran over him. -The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. |