ЭЛЕКТРОННАЯ БИБЛИОТЕКА КОАПП
и др. литературы.
Accidents aren't funny, but it's hard to keep from cracking a
smile when you read some of the explanations on accident
reports, insurance claims, etc.
-A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's
-The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number
of times before I hit him.
-In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into the telephone
-The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He
then went to rest in the bush with just his read end
-I told the policeman that was not injured, but upon
removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
-I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the
other side of the road when I struck him.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at
my mother-in-law in the other seat and headed over the
-I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell
asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
-To avoid hitting the bumper of the car ahead, I
struck the pedestrian.
-I just saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman
when he bounced off the hood of my car.
-The accident happened when the right front door of
a car came around the corner without giving a signal.
-The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was
attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my
-A pedestrian I did not see, hit me then went sliding
under my car.
-The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I
ran over him.
-The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my
car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.