Сборники Художественной, Технической, Справочной, Английской, Нормативной, Исторической, и др. литературы.


                                      Rules:   Rules:

            1.  If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.

            2.  If you don't like the answer, you should not have asked
                the question.

            3.  When all else fails, read the instructions.

            4.  When in

                   a.  doubt - mumble

                   b.  trouble - delegate

                   c.  charge - ponder

            5.  When the weight of the paperwork, equals the weight of the
                equipment, the equipment will work

            6.  After adding two weeks for unexpected delays, add two more
                for the unexpected unexpected delays

            7.  It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick
                up something from the floor when you get up

            8.  You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
                holding on

            9.  There is never time to do it right, but always time to do
                it twice

           10.  It works better if you plug it in

           11.  Only Robinson Crusoe had every thing done by Friday

           12.  Never admit anything

                Never regret anything

                Whatever it is, you are not responsible

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